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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i know that i’m beautiful because my mother would not have kept and ugly child she has standards

empartridge:

self portrait feeling weird feat. prized 5 dollar xl windbreaker

vinegod:

When you trip and your spaghetti falls out your pocket by KingBach

kingcheddarxvii:

aidn:

breakingnews:

Buckingham Palace guardsman under investigation after video shows him pirouetting on duty

ITV News: A Grenadier Guard has been caught on camera busting some moves outside Buckingham Palace, but the soldier is expected to receive disciplinary action for his dancing.

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let him dance

This sounds like a forgotten Monty Python sketch