This guest post from Short Short Story winner Eleanor D. Trupkiewicz features rules on using dialogue tags and attributions, and emphasizes the use of said.
i know that i’m beautiful because my mother would not have kept and ugly child she has standards
When you trip and your spaghetti falls out your pocket by KingBach
Buckingham Palace guardsman under investigation after video shows him pirouetting on duty
ITV News: A Grenadier Guard has been caught on camera busting some moves outside Buckingham Palace, but the soldier is expected to receive disciplinary action for his dancing.
let him dance
This sounds like a forgotten Monty Python sketch